Daily Abomination

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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Tool of the Week

If there's one thing we hate (which of course there isn't) over here at the Daily Abomination - its tools. We're also not too fond of the elderly, but that's a whole different issue.

Hell, you might even be one yourself - in which case, there's a pretty good chance you suck. But even if you do indeed have the relevant IQ of a deck chair, rest easy knowing that despite your possible mental retardation, there is no way in hell you could possibly be as dumb as this guy.

A Maine attorney who released information in 2000 about President George W. Bush's drunken driving conviction was arrested on Tuesday after he dressed up as al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden and waved a fake gun at traffic.

. . . the police department received calls about a man wearing Middle Eastern garb and a bin Laden mask and carrying fake dynamite standing along an interstate highway. When police arrived, they saw Connolly holding a gun.

The money quote:
"I didn't expect to be arrested," he said. "Obviously I touched a post-9/11 nerve."

The only thing that's obvious my friend, is that you are a complete tool.


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